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    人多的地方突然接了个手机,说句什么话能让大家都觉得你很有钱?zz

    人多的地方突然接了个手机,说句什么话能让大家都觉得你很有钱? | 我们爱讲冷笑话
    人多的地方突然接了个手机,说句什么话能让大家都觉得你很有钱?

    #.还有一个星期,大盘拉不回4000点你们集体滚蛋吧

    #.给美国政府那边施加点压力吧

    #.市政大楼要卖?留下,拆了种白菜

    #.直升机不用来了
    我骑自行车回去

    #.就给你两个亿~~你不拿下那块自己看着办

    #.对着手机大喊:我是真的真的很有钱!我没骗人!!

    #.开我车去吧..回来加满油
    我开另一辆

    5000万元以下的审批找刘主任

    #.喂,我是王总.
    喂.印钞厂陈书记吗?我订的钞票版面的我的头像是中分的,对..对..像《赤壁》里的周瑜,不要像诸葛亮

    #.什么?一个肉包子才2毛钱,帮老子买一笼,要热乎的!回头给你钱

    #.掐掉你还打过来,明知我接电话要钱

    #.哎,X局,您就别查我了,我一个月交5000万的税压力也很大呀

    #.啊,这么少啊,这期怎么就中五百万啊?早就跟你说要倍投的

    #.喂,什么?我下个月去昆明集训!

    #.俄罗斯那边吃紧,你要的核潜艇要晚几天交货……

    #.那辆破宝马我说扔了吧,你非得修,害得我在这坐公交车


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